If you have a garden it’s one of the best times of the year. You go and hide chocolate eggs there, wait few hours, pray for the rain not to ruin the party and then pretend your forgot where you’ve put them and start the hunt. The simple joys of Easter. The relief of having chocolate without finding yourself explaining to your calorie-obsessed transparent friend (yes that’s right every time you give him/her a hug it’s like hugging yourself) that it contains essential minerals like magnesium, calcium, iron, zinc, copper, potassium and manganese, also polyphenols with antioxidant properties. You can finally place a sentence like ‘It’s not greediness you see, chocolate is how I daily cure my depression’ or ‘Did you know that it’s by far cheaper and tastier than a Lexapro or a Zoloft cocktail?’ or/and ‘It’s not fattening if your body needs it, you know’.
If you don’t like chocolate eggs, why not treating yourself with a normal one to get into the mood?
In other news we expect the release of Scarlett’s ‘double’ album in Japan next week. Or as Scarlett would put it: ‘See?’ She won’t leave the screen until it’s displaying nothing but zeros and streamers and confetti pop out.
It’s the final countdown.